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'Mr. Simms, I think you have a very strong case for malpractice regarding your hip replacement.'
'Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.'
'We've decided to keep the hip, and replace the rest of you.'
"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."
Tags:hip replacement, hip replacements, old age, old people, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, surgery, in surgery, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, operating theater, operating theaters, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, bird, birds, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians
Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.
'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'
"What a screwup. I was only supposed to get a hip replacement."
'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'
"It's a coming-of-middle-age story. At the climax, there's a hip replacement."
"The artificial hip was beyond out budget, so we've replaced yours with a can of peaches."
"Due to cuts in the procurement budget we'll have to delay your operation until we get a hit online for your new hip!"
Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle
'Why did you have your hip replaced if it wasn't bothering me?'
"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."
Tags:orthopedists, hip replacement, hip replacements, doctors, doctor, orthopedics, orthopedist, hips, hip, rabbit rabbits, bunnies, bunny, animals, animal, easter, cottontail, diagnosis, hip problem, hip problems, active lifestyle, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons
'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'
Tags:hip operation, hip hop, hip-hop, hip operations, hip replacements, operation, operations, hip replacement, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, diagnosis, diagnoses, old aged, old-aged, medical problem, medical problems, fashion statement, fashion statements
Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."
"What the difference between these two old men?"
'You're soo last year. You'll need a hip replacement.'
Hip/ hip-hop replacements.
'Princes have never been lower for medical procedures in the states.'
"You're soo last year.You'll need a hip replacement."
'Have you got any hip-op?'
"I was offered a hip replacement, so I asked for it to be replaced with a cafetiere."
Tags:hip replacement, hip replacements, hip surgery, hip surgeries, hip operation, hip operations, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee addiction, coffee addictions, cafetiere, cafetieres, coffee pot, coffee pots, pensioner, pensioners, caffeine addict, caffeine addicts, senior citizen, senior citizens
'Could I have the hip you took out, I want to make it into a flask.'