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'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'
"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."
"I consider us 'friends with benefits.'"
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"You folks ready to order?"
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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
Tags:discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy
"Oh Lord, girls, it's the mating season again."
"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."
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"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "
"We can't go on like this, Mario. If my mother ever suspected there was more between us than a purely symbiotic relationship, she'd stick her head in an oven."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, love, romance, star-crossed lovers, relationship, relationships, lover, lovers, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, parent, parents, parental pressure, parental expectations, family pressure, family, families, science, biology, symbiotic, secret relationship, secret relationships, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, forbidden relationship, forbidden relationships, dating
'Was that you?'
"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"
"Yes, I know you have a contract with the zoo, doctor. . . but it's with the zoo staff, not with the animals!"
"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"
"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"
"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"
Tags:millmoss, dr. millmoss, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, trample, tramples, trampling, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accusing, question, questions, query, queries, missing, missing person, missing persons, explorer, explorers, exploration, naturalist, naturalists, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, animal world, animal life
"You're always just popping down to the water hole!"
'I do want to marry Tim, but I don't want to come between you and your son: I know it's dangerous...'
'Twenty years ago, he was a fine figure of a man - Now he's a fine figure of a hippopotamus!'
"Does this bird make me look fat?"
"Three cheers. Hip Hip..."
"Stop your complaining. You owe me."
"You were right-we should have just split one."
"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"