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'Mr. Simms, I think you have a very strong case for malpractice regarding your hip replacement.'
'Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.'
'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'
Tags:hip pointer, hip pointers, injury, injuries, doctor, doctors, bruise, bruises, bruised, bruising, point, points, pointing, pointer, pointers, hip, hips, pelvis, pelvises, pelvic, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosis, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, not serious, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
Tags:replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageing
'Because of my osteoporosis, my days of shooting from the hip are numbered.'
"What a screwup. I was only supposed to get a hip replacement."
'Felder, I'd like a woman's opinion. Why isn't this selling?'
"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."
Tags:hip, hips, disease, diseases, hipster, hipsters, hippy, hippies, modern life, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle
"I'll be needing all your pertinent information, miss."
Tags:payola, bribe, bribes, bribing, pull over, pulling over, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, highway patrol, highway patrolman, highway patrolmen, information, pertinent information, license and registration, licence, license, driver's licence, driver's license, measurement, measurements, hips, waist, bust, flirt, flirts
'Why did you have your hip replaced if it wasn't bothering me?'
'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'
"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."
Tags:orthopedists, hip replacement, hip replacements, doctors, doctor, orthopedics, orthopedist, hips, hip, rabbit rabbits, bunnies, bunny, animals, animal, easter, cottontail, diagnosis, hip problem, hip problems, active lifestyle, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons
"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."
Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."
'You put it on your hips and wear it just like any other kind of birthday cake.'
"Do you think this piece makes my hips look big?"
"What the difference between these two old men?"
'You're soo last year. You'll need a hip replacement.'
"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."
Tags:medical, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, exam, examination, physical, health, old age, hip, hips, replacement, men, man, bald, balds, balding, losing hair, aging, old, factory, recall, error, mistake, car, cars, part, parts, replace, service, diagnosis, customer, health and safety, illness, surgery, hair loss, new, fix, product, products, check up, falling apart, industry, automotive, assembly, garage, hairline, robot, robotics, care
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