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"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."
Peak Beard/High Peak Beard
"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"
"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"
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At the local beards anon meeting
"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."
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"Can someone have a word with Jenkins about his dress code? Quite frankly, it's unprofessional."
Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...
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"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"
"It's all good – but some of it is better."
Hipster Police Department
"Don't bother chasing him. He can't run far in those hipster pants."
"Dad, when someone your age grows a beard it's cultural appropriation."
"It's not that I'm opposed to beards, Lawrence. . ."
Tags:beard, beards, hipster, hipsters, hipster fashion, hipster fashions, hipster culture, hipster cultures, fashion statement, fashion statements, beard fashion, beard fashions, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love life, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, male grooming
"I shaved mine off."
"Can you recommend something photogenic?"
Tags:hipster, hipsters, social media, social medias, social network, social networks, social networking, menu, menus, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, eating out, photo sharing, app, apps, smartphone, smartphones, foodie, foodies, hipster culture, photogenic, modern fad, modern fads, recommendations, waiter, waiters
"So many indie films, so little time."
"Are we in this Starbucks or the one down the street?"
"Man bun, paddleboarding and vaping? Remember, it's our duty as predators to cull out the lame."
Tags:shark, sharks, shark attack, vaping, paddleboard, paddleboarding, man bun, e-cigarettes, electronic cigarettes, hipster, hipsters, lame, lameness, ostentatious, ostentatiousness, show off, show offs, trends, trendy, trend setters, culling, hipster culture, natural selection, predator, predators, prey, preys, shark attacks
"Very good Mr Johnson. Now perhaps you could repeat your proposal whilst simultaneously stroking your beard? Somehow that makes you more convincing..."
Tags:male grooming, beard, beards, facial hair, business proposal, business proposals, business pitch, business pitches, hipster, hipsters, male fashion, male fashions, hipster culture, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, businessmen, businessman, presentation skills, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, good impressions, first impressions
"So....what's the skinny?"