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'My dad says in November, the campaign will be history. That's all we need. More history.'
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'
'The future is yours, Eddie, which judging from this history grade, is more than I can say for the past.'
"Caesar walks in, we stab him, and the rest, as they'll say, will be history."
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'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'
'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'
"Why do we have to learn all this stuff, when we can just google it?"
'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'
'Why did you flunk history?'
'Who can tell me where the declaration of Independence was signed?'
'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''
'They say 'history repeats itself'. In your case that would be next semester.'
"My dog ate my homework and now he's history."
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"Let's learn everything you need to know about Human History before noon. Everyone go to Google search."
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'What did you do in the war grandad?'
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"Kevin Turner says the pilgrims came to America to open up two billion acres to real estate development. Is that wrong?"
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Booger-Boy Scandal 2: 'Ok, class. . . who was the king of England when the United States won it's independence?'
'We're studying the fight between the red & blue states.'
"No, a paleontologist doesn't study pale people."
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'It's a tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength and prosperity of our country.'
"How can you be failing history?"
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"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."
"What does the BC mean in 800 BC?"
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"How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know?"