Booger-Boy Scandal 1:'...I noticed that nearly every historical figure is a guy, and since boys are just stinky booger brains, they're all the same to me...So, 'Stinky, booger-brain boy' will be my answer to any history question...'
"I gotta know if I'm gonna pass the big history test tomorrow! I can't remember who fought in the industiral revolution, and my scholarship depends on it!"