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'So in answer to 'Who contested world war two?', we're happy to accept, the 'Goodies and the Baddies.''
"Kevin Turner says the pilgrims came to America to open up two billion acres to real estate development. Is that wrong?"
Booger-Boy Scandal 1:'...I noticed that nearly every historical figure is a guy, and since boys are just stinky booger brains, they're all the same to me...So, 'Stinky, booger-brain boy' will be my answer to any history question...'
"I know not the exact day nor hour of the second coming...or twenty four other world events."
"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."
"We're having a test on the first Thanksgiving tomorrow, Sir, and I'd be thankful for the answers."
'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'
'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'
'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.'
Eddie YO MAMA! told me to to give you detention for this smart alec answer. See you at two!
'You shouldn't have given me that antihistamine.'
'Turns out four score and seven years isn't the length of the school day.'
'The history test was a piece of cake. Although I did expect the questions to come on a sheet of paper or something.'
'I got nearly 10 in history today. I got the nought.'
"Who says you can't change history?"
"I gotta know if I'm gonna pass the big history test tomorrow! I can't remember who fought in the industiral revolution, and my scholarship depends on it!"