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"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"
"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."
Tags:plaintiff, plaintiffs, hit and run, hit & run, hit and runs, hit & runs, venison, deer, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, legal, elgals, lawyer, lawyers, legal representative, legal representatives, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, prosecution, prosecutions, prosecutor, prosecutors, criminal offence, criminal offences, roadkill, bloodsports, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, deer season, venison steak
A giant dinosaur in a car runs over pedestrians
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, giant dinosaur, giant dinosaurs, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, car, cars, run over, car accident, car accidents, drive, driver, drivers, driving, road rage, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, kill, kills, killing, hit and run, pedestrian, pedestrians
'Is it peasants or pheasants you're not allowed to pick up if you hit them?'
"Once you feel better, the cops want to ask a few questions about the accident." (patient has escaped out of the window).
Am I peddling fast enough?
'...I think I found Uncle Eddy, and it's not good.'
Tags:bugs, car, cars, bug, insect, insects, fly, flies, windshield, windshields, windscreen, windscreens, car accident, car accidents, traffic collision, traffic collisions, car crash, car crashes, hit and run, deaths, bad news, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourns, grief, griever, grievers, griefs, grieving
The first hit-and-run victim.
'I was making a snow angel in the street and got ran over.'
'I met somebody who used to work for me while I was crossing the street today. . . I jumped out of the way just in time.'
'Take two the moment you realize you aren't going to make it across the street in time.'
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, drug store, stress, worry, being hit by a car, car accident, car accidents, pill, pills, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, hit and run, preventative, prevention, late, too late, hindsight, rta, accident, accidents, bad luck, traffic, road, roads, road accident, road accidents, useless medicine, useless, advice, useless advice, injury, death, crossing the road, hit car
'Karl calls it 'hit and run' portraiture and says he'd like to immortalise your face good and proper too.'
'Well, mom... the good news is we've got something for dinner now...'
'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'
'That's what I said - a hit and run steamroller...'
"Well, he didn't make it across... but he's made it a heck of a lot safer for the rest of us."
Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...
'Crazy drivers, That guy nearly hit us,'
Bunt or Hit and Run.
Tags:baseball, baseballs, baseball bat, baseball bats, baseball player, baseball players, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, batter, batters, prompt card, prompt cards, hit and run, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies, bunt, bunts, base, bases, home run, home runs, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Well they do say most accidents happen in the home!'
Bystanders say he intentionally waited for traffic to pick up before he tried to cross. He did leave a not, but it's all a bunch of chicken scratch. Guess we'll never know why he did it, so there's no point in asking... Ever.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, bird, birds, hit and run, hit, run, guilt, guilty, cover, covered, covers, chicken, chickens, traffic, busy, bustle, bustling, kill, killed, accident, accidents, unanswered, dodge, dodgy, dodging, intention, intentions, intentionally, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Truth in Crosswalk signs.
Tags:crosswalk, pedestrians, pedestrian crossing, pedestrian crossings, zebra crossing, zebra crossings, pedestrian, pedestrian deaths, pedestrian safety, car safety, crosswalks, road crossing, jaywalking, jaywalk, jaywalks, jaywalker, jaywalkers, traffic accident, traffic accidents, car accident, car accidents, hit and run, hit & run
New yoga position.
Tags:accident, accidents, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, help, decline, declined, yoga, position, positions, extreme, hit and run, run over, been run over, hurt, ouch, hurts, hurting, pain, gain, no pain no gain, injury, injuries, injured, pilates, exercise, exercising, stretch, stretches, hard, dangerous, stretching
"I died of old age, an eighty year old in an invalid scooter knocked me over."
Tags:invalid scooter, invalid scooters, scooter, scooters, mobility scooter, mobility scooters, old-age, old age, old aged, ageing, aging, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, afterlives, afterlife, after-life, after-lives, hit and run, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents
"Quick! Turn the siren on!"