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Hit Man Cartoons and Comics

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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

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Attitude adjustment $5.

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Football players toss a coin at the start of a game while a killer waits for the results.

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A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

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My Son the Hit Man.

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"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

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"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

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'Dis new software makes our jobs simple! Right here is who ya gotta whack. Here is where ya gotta whack 'em. DIS is WHEN you gotta whack 'em...'

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"

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'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

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"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

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"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"

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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

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Pulp Science Fiction

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"When did last requests take over our lives?"

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"I'm very touched, fellows."

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"Make it look like natural selection."

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'My husband is a very large, loud and obnoxious man. OK, sure, I tried to hire a hit man. But just to hit him.'

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Four Strategies for Dealing with Difficult Co-Workers...

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"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

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"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

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Mailman takes out a hit on a dog

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