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"Can it, Louie! You knew damn well it was pajama day!"
"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
Tags:forgetful, forget, forgets, forgetting, absentminded, absent-minded, absentmindedness, thoughtless, other plans, making other plans, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, forgotten, forgot, flake, flakes, flaking, flaky, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, mob, mob hit, mob hits, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing
Attitude adjustment $5.
Tags:attitude, attitudes, attitude adjustment, attitude adjustments, punch, punches, punching, beat up, beats up, beating up, beatdown, beatdowns, beat down, beat downs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, muscle, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, strong man, strong men, donation, donations, donate, donates, donating, bad attitude, bad attitudes, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, merc, mercs, mercenary, mercenaries
Football players toss a coin at the start of a game while a killer waits for the results.
Tags:killer, killers, killing, killings, stun gun, stun guns, stun, stuns, cattle, coin flip, coin flips, coin toss, coin tosses, football, football player, football players, decision, decisions, split decision, split decisions, movie, movies, film, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killing, killings, chance, chances, game of chance, games of chance, psycho, psychotic, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathic, sociopath, sociopaths, sociopathic
A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.
Tags:gangster, gangsters, mafia, mafias, mafia member, mafia members, inbox, inboxes, in-box, in-boxes, outbox, outboxes, out-box, out-boxes, bada-bing, bada-boom, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, exclamation, exclamations, exclaim, exclaims, exclaiming, accomplishment, accomplishments, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, office work, office worker, office workers, mobster, mobsters, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men
"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."
"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
Tags:sleeping, sleeping with the fishes, concrete, concrete shoes, shoes, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, mafioso, hit, hit man, hitman, hit men, hitmen, contract killer, kill, killer, lamp, lamps, lampshade, lamp shade, hired killer, contract, hired, hired gun, decor, decorate, decoration, decorating, interior design, interior decor, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations
'For the last time, it's called a 'win-win' contract. Nobody gets whacked.'
My Son the Hit Man.
Tags:hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, hit-man, hit-men, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, career path, career paths, career, careers, family life, proud parent, proud parents, disappointed parent, disappointed parents, crimes, criminal career, criminal careers
"Sure technique counts, but at some point you've got to trust your criminal instincts."
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
Tags:point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse click
'Dis new software makes our jobs simple! Right here is who ya gotta whack. Here is where ya gotta whack 'em. DIS is WHEN you gotta whack 'em...'
',,,And make it look like an accident,'
Tags:thug, thugs, goon, goons, hired muscle, hired muscles, ice hockey, hockey, baseball bat, baseball bats, hitman, hitmen, target, targets, targeted, accident, accidents, accidentally, sabotage, sabotages, sabotaging, cover up, cover ups, plan, plans, planning, planned, attack, attacks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."
Tags:sea level, sea levels, hide the body, hiding the body, rising sea level, rising sea levels, ocean temperature, body, bodies, gangster, gangsters, dock, docks, hit, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, ocean level, ocean levels, cause, global warming, climate change, cause and effect
"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"
Tags:mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, organized crime, organised crime, criminal, criminals, advance, advances, fee, fees, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, mafioso, wage, wages, killer, killers, killing, killings, change of mind, change your mind, changing your mind, second thought, second thoughts, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances
"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."
Tags:mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gang, gangster, gangsters, hitman, hitmen, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, killer, killers, kill, killing, smother, smothering, suffocate, suffocating, death, victim, victims, bed, beds, sleeping, asleep, pillow, pillows, throw-pillow, throw pillow, throw-pillows, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, home decor, interior design, useless
"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."
"Fine Facebook friend you turned out to be."
Tags:friend, friends, social media, social media friend, friending, unfriending, unfriend, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobster, mobsters, kill, killing, kills, killer, killers, hit, hitman, hitmen, cement shoes, concret shoes, swim with the fishes, swimming with the fishes, bad friend, bad friends, betrayed, betrayal, betrayals, mob hit, mob hits
"Use a hockey stick – make it look like a game."
"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"
Tags:launder, launders, laundry, launderers, laundering, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, mafia, mafias, mob, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, hitman, hitman, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, recommend, recommends, online review, online reviews, reviewer, reviewers, reviewing
"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
Tags:second amendment, terminology, political correctness, politically correct, term, terms, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, militia, well-regulated militia, 2nd amendment, bill of rights, constitution, u.s. constitution, preferred term, preferred terms, trial, trials, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, representation, representative, representatives, gun nut, gun nuts, gun, guns, gun culture
'The criminals round here are really blatant!'
Pulp Science Fiction
"He's somewhat risk-averse, so you might have a hard time getting him onto a pier."