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Hitman Cartoons and Comics

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"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."

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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

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Attitude adjustment $5.

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Football players toss a coin at the start of a game while a killer waits for the results.

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A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

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"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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'For the last time, it's called a 'win-win' contract. Nobody gets whacked.'

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My Son the Hit Man.

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"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

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'Dis new software makes our jobs simple! Right here is who ya gotta whack. Here is where ya gotta whack 'em. DIS is WHEN you gotta whack 'em...'

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',,,And make it look like an accident,'

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"

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"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."

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"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

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"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"

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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

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'The criminals round here are really blatant!'

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Pulp Science Fiction

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'Any chance you can bite him yourself? I've really got a lot on my dish right now.'

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"When did last requests take over our lives?"

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"Make it look like natural selection."

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"You gotta hand it to Mario - he's a survivor."

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'My husband is a very large, loud and obnoxious man. OK, sure, I tried to hire a hit man. But just to hit him.'

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