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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
Tags:forgetful, forget, forgets, forgetting, absentminded, absent-minded, absentmindedness, thoughtless, other plans, making other plans, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, forgotten, forgot, flake, flakes, flaking, flaky, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, mob, mob hit, mob hits, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing
Attitude adjustment $5.
Tags:attitude, attitudes, attitude adjustment, attitude adjustments, punch, punches, punching, beat up, beats up, beating up, beatdown, beatdowns, beat down, beat downs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, muscle, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, strong man, strong men, donation, donations, donate, donates, donating, bad attitude, bad attitudes, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, merc, mercs, mercenary, mercenaries
Football players toss a coin at the start of a game while a killer waits for the results.
Tags:killer, killers, killing, killings, stun gun, stun guns, stun, stuns, cattle, coin flip, coin flips, coin toss, coin tosses, football, football player, football players, decision, decisions, split decision, split decisions, movie, movies, film, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killing, killings, chance, chances, game of chance, games of chance, psycho, psychotic, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathic, sociopath, sociopaths, sociopathic
A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.
Tags:gangster, gangsters, mafia, mafias, mafia member, mafia members, inbox, inboxes, in-box, in-boxes, outbox, outboxes, out-box, out-boxes, bada-bing, bada-boom, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, exclamation, exclamations, exclaim, exclaims, exclaiming, accomplishment, accomplishments, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, office work, office worker, office workers, mobster, mobsters, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men
"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
Tags:sleeping, sleeping with the fishes, concrete, concrete shoes, shoes, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, mafioso, hit, hit man, hitman, hit men, hitmen, contract killer, kill, killer, lamp, lamps, lampshade, lamp shade, hired killer, contract, hired, hired gun, decor, decorate, decoration, decorating, interior design, interior decor, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations
"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."
'For the last time, it's called a 'win-win' contract. Nobody gets whacked.'
My Son the Hit Man.
Tags:hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, hit-man, hit-men, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, career path, career paths, career, careers, family life, proud parent, proud parents, disappointed parent, disappointed parents, crime, crimes, criminal career, criminal careers
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
Tags:point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse click
'Dis new software makes our jobs simple! Right here is who ya gotta whack. Here is where ya gotta whack 'em. DIS is WHEN you gotta whack 'em...'
',,,And make it look like an accident,'
Tags:thug, thugs, goon, goons, hired muscle, hired muscles, ice hockey, hockey, baseball bat, baseball bats, hitman, hitmen, target, targets, targeted, accident, accidents, accidentally, sabotage, sabotages, sabotaging, cover up, cover ups, plan, plans, planning, planned, attack, attacks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."
Tags:sea level, sea levels, hide the body, hiding the body, rising sea level, rising sea levels, ocean temperature, body, bodies, gangster, gangsters, dock, docks, hit, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, ocean level, ocean levels, cause, global warming, climate change, cause and effect
"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"
Tags:mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, organized crime, organised crime, criminal, criminals, advance, advances, fee, fees, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, mafioso, wage, wages, killer, killers, killing, killings, change of mind, change your mind, changing your mind, second thought, second thoughts, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances
"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."
Tags:mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gang, gangster, gangsters, hitman, hitmen, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, killer, killers, kill, killing, smother, smothering, suffocate, suffocating, death, crime, victim, victims, bed, beds, sleeping, asleep, pillow, pillows, throw-pillow, throw pillow, throw-pillows, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, home decor, interior design, useless
"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."
"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
Tags:second amendment, terminology, political correctness, politically correct, term, terms, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, militia, well-regulated militia, 2nd amendment, bill of rights, constitution, u.s. constitution, preferred term, preferred terms, trial, trials, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, representation, representative, representatives, gun nut, gun nuts, gun, guns, gun culture
'The criminals round here are really blatant!'
Pulp Science Fiction
'Any chance you can bite him yourself? I've really got a lot on my dish right now.'
"When did last requests take over our lives?"
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangs, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, murder, homicide, killing, crime, criminal, criminals, swimming with the fish, cement shoes, victim, victims, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, death, execution, executions, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing pole, fishing poles, fishing reel, fishing reels, take over, taking over, demand, demands, demanding, customer service, service, dock, docks, waiting
"Make it look like natural selection."
Tags:mafia, the mafia, hunting, hunter, hunters, trophy hunting, trophy hunters, trophy hunters, natural selection, hit-man, hitman, hit man, hit-men, hit men, hitmen, hit person, assassination, assassin, assassins, lion, lions, gazelle, gazelles, survival of the fittest, evolution, theory of evolution, contract killing, contract killer, contract killers, antelope, antelopes, deer deers, predator, predators, prey, prey, circle of life, lazy, laziness, incompetent, incompetance
"You gotta hand it to Mario - he's a survivor."
'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'
'My husband is a very large, loud and obnoxious man. OK, sure, I tried to hire a hit man. But just to hit him.'
"Come on in, kids. The water's fine-just fine."
Tags:shark, sharks, threaten, threatened, threatening, hostage, hostages, held hostage, lure, luring, trick, tricking, gunpoint, held at gunpoint, pool, polls, swimming pool, swimming pools, summer, summer time, summer times, summertime, summertimes, come on in the waters fine, come on in the water's fine, swim, swimming, swimmers, hitman, hitmen, lured, scare, scared, intimidate, intimidated, cold water, cold waters, freezing water, freezing waters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, tempt, tempting, encourage, encouraging