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The delicate balance of supply and demand
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"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."
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As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.
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"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"
'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'
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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
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'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
'Shouldn't we refer to visits to out website as something other than hits?'
"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."
"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."
'If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, you should know you can't teach him to parallel park.'
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'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
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Actual vs. imagined response.
'So you morons just dumped him in the river without cataloging it?... Damn it, this is supposed to be organized crime.'
"Touch that dial, Meatball, and I'll have Paulie pop ya before we hit the tunnel."
A visually impaired man with a white cane accidentally kills pigeons
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Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
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"It's all right. I was granted immunity."
'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'
Top ten dog hits of all time
"You're not too big for me to use this!"
"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."