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The delicate balance of supply and demand
Arcade Game Baseball.
"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, hit, hits, hitting, bumpercar, bumpercars, bumper car, bumper cars, carnival, carnivals, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, sober, skill, skills, game of skill, games of skill, take the wheel, takes the wheel, taking the wheel, irresponsible, irresponsibility
"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, behavior, behaviour, tantrum, tantrums, fit, fits, toy, toys, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, drum, drums, drumming, banging, hitting, music therapy, musical therapy, temper, emotion, emotions, emotional, anger, angry, release, mental health, frustration, psychobabble, psychology, modern kids, modern children, modern life
'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'
Tags:baseball, paintball, paintballing, paintballer, paintballers, hate, hates, loathe, loathes, loathing, target, targets, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, paint, paints, splat, splats, splatted, splatting, hit, hits, hitting, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."
Newton's cradle using snowballs.
'If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, you should know you can't teach him to parallel park.'
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, dog, dogs, canine, canines, teach, teaches, teaching, taught, park, parks, parking, parked, parallel park, parallel parks, parallel parking, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, hit, hits, hitting, trick, tricks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Actual vs. imagined response.
The first Dermatologist.
Tags:dermatologist, dermatologists, skin, skins, skin doctor, skin doctors, doctor, doctors, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, mole, moles, whack, whacks, hit, hitting, hammering, pain, painful, first, caveman, cavemen, help, helping, helper, hospital, hospitals, care, caring, carer, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
A visually impaired man with a white cane accidentally kills pigeons
Tags:visually impaired, visual impairment, blind, blindness, old man, old men, white cane, white canes, stick, sticks, pigeon, pigeons, kill, kills, killinghit, hits, hitting, accidental, accidents, accident, accidentally, dead, death, died, dead pigeon, bird, birds, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
"She's no good for you, Harry."
Tags:marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, fight, fights, fighting, nag, nagging, nags, argument, arguments, argue, beat, beating, beating up, abuse, abusive, husband, husbands, wife, wives, punching, punch, hit, hitting, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, anger, head, bar, bars, pub, pubs, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, drinking, no good
"You're not too big for me to use this!"
"You didn't ask me about my grandchildren."
'Pinatas for Dummies.'
'That's the last time I let you talk me into going to a Republican birthday party....'
"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"
Tags:hit, hits, hitting, batter, batters, batting, batting coach, batting coaches, instruction, instructions, little league, little leagues, eye on the ball, basic, basic instruction, basic instructions, hit, hits, hitting, hitting coach, hitting coaches, batter, batters, on deck, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, condescend, condescends, condescending, condescension, obvious
'I just invented violence.'
Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.
'I just invented it yesterday and today I already hit a deer!'
McWit has repetitive motion syndrome from banging his head against the wall at work.