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'Yes. You're suffering from a classic case of 'complex complex complex'.'
'It's simply because i'ma psychiatrist and you're a bum.'
Will assuage guilt for money.
'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'
'Would that make you feel better?'
'I'm tired of your games, AL.'
'Well, Carrie, it's great that you were able to express some of those repressed emotions!'
'What were we thinking?'
'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'
There are dreams...And then there's reality...
'If nothing else, Al, they help me brush up on my ventriloquism skills.'
'I'm convinced my house is made of celery.'
'Hey, somebody intentionally greased this couch so I'd slip off.'
'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'
'Did you try control-alt-delete?'
'Gee, that's swell!'