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NHL's toughest coach: 'I'm sick of all this whining! Hockey's a rough game!. . . Now get back out there!'
'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'
'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'
"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"
'Ugh, hockey's really gotten boring since they started letting the aliens.'
There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.
'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'
'I guess i's not the worst brawl we've ever seen... but I suppose we should penalize someone anyway.'
'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'
"Look! The first fight of the NHL season."
'Hold on, the play is under review.'
'Yeah I opted out of the dental plan too.'
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'We kept him in the penalty box too long. He's developed Stockholm Syndrome.'
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'Mason! Get up here!'
'It started as just as skirmish, your majesty, and suddenly escalated into a hockey game!'
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The squirrels were serious about winning the pond hockey tournament this year...
"No penalty?! - He made me spill my wine!"
"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."
'If we hurry I can still catch the third period.'
There's too much violence in hockey. . .
Our employment ad said goal oriented, not goalie.