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The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.
Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.
'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
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"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."
'Overruled, you may continue.'
'Hurricanes... tornadoes... drought. and now this. Global warming is ruining everything!'
Beware of hockey thug.
'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'
Map for directions on a hockey rink.
'Dewey! Carl! Stop doing that! You're scaring me.'
'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.
'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'
'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'
'Stop saying that! There is no 'warm and fuzzy' in hockey!'
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'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'
'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'
'It's not a hockey puck!'
Grim Reapers playing hockey.