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'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'
"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
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"Hi! This is a holdup. Just empty out your pockets and quietly leave the car."
"He's my attorney. Whatever happened to attorney-client privilege?"
Tags:bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, armed robber, armed robbers, armed robbery, rob a bank, arrest, arrested, police arrest, caught red handed, attorney, attorneys, attorney-client privilege, partners in crime, partner in crime, criminal attorney, criminal attorneys, hold up, hands in the air, criminal, criminals
Cent holding up dollar.
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"Will he know what this is regarding?"
'Turn yourself in by midnight tomorrow and you'll avoid the late charge.'
"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."
'This is not a holdup. I've been a computer geek so long I've forgotten how to talk.'
"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."
"Davis, come in here and take a bullet."
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"It's a HO.. HO.. HOLD-UP!"
'Always stress the positive. Instead of, ‘Give me the cash or I'll shoot,' try, ‘Hand over your money and no one gets hurt.'
'Nothing Personal...but I got to Pay Paul.'
"I suppose you think just because you have a gun, I'm going to hand over my money...granted, your logic does have certain valid points!"
"How do I know that banana is really loaded?"
'Do you have more self confidence, Mr Watts, now I've put you on a pedestal?"
'Hand over the trail mix and nobody gets hurt.'
OK! Hands up all those who know what this is?Learning the hard way.
'What's so funny is we only have a roll of quarters left.'
"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"
'You're too late...I embezzled it.'
'This is a market correction.'