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Atlas holding up the Earth.
"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
Tags:religion, religious, death, dead, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, limbo, purgatory, nothingness, uncertain, unspecified, unknown, phased out, gone, hold, holding, on hold, holds, time, waiting, technology, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, calls, call, calling, customer service, service
"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
Tags:say hello, saying hello, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, 911, emergency, emergencies, emergency operator, emergency operators, cute, cuteness, overly cute, casual, out-of-place, police, call the police, calling the police, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, modern life, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, feline, felines, hold, holds, holding, on hold, emergency response, emergency responses, emergency response system, emergency response systems
Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.
Staff are all busy having a cup of coffee and a bit of a sit down...please hold on, your call IS important to us!
"No promotion, but I do get to hold the laser pointer at the next meeting."
Tags:promote, promotes, promoting, promotion, promotions, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, office, offices, reject, rejecting, rejected, meeting, meetings, laser, lasers, pointer, pointers, laser pointer, laser pointers, responsible, responsibility, excite, excites, exciting, hold, holds, holding, opportunity, opportunities, career ladder, career ladders, climb, climbs, climbing
"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."
'Your call is important to whoever we are after our last merger.'
'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'
'Try recording it again but this time, don't laugh when you say, 'Your call is important to us'.'
"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
"How may I misdirect your call?"
"I don't mind being put on hold but change the music..."
'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'
Tags:atlantic city, las vegas, gambler, gamblers, gambling, gamble, gambles, game, games, card game, card games, card-game, card-games, card player, card players, casino, casinos, dog, dogs, canine, canines, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, dealer, dealers, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, stay, stays, hold, holds, holding, blackjack, staying
Holding hands wearing latex gloves.
"Raising the level of interest, soes raise my level of interest."
Tags:savings, savings account, savings accounts, bank account, bank accounts, interest, interest rate, interest rates, interest level, interest levels, focus, focuses, focusing, hold, holds, holding, holdings, attention, attentive, attentiveness, banker, bankers, banking, joint account, joint accounts
'That must be lively on-hold music.'
"I only need shade for my wine."
Tags:sunbathe, sunbathers, sunbathing, tan, tans, tanning, sun bed, sun beds, sun lounger, sun loungers, staff, poolside, pool, pools, umbrella, umbrellas, hold, holds, holding, shade, shades, shading, wine, wines, glass of wine, glasses of wine, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, comfort, comforting, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionsim
Willie Nelson, hold music.
"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."
Suicidal man has someone protect him from the rain.
Tags:window, windows, jump, jumps, jumping, unhappy, low mental health, low self-esteem, unhappiness, unconfident, depress, depressed, depression, suicidal, privilege, privileged, umbrella, umbrellas, rain, rains, raining, hold, holds, holding, staff, rich, upper class, wet, dry, keep dry, keeping dry, little things, benefit, benefits, torrential rain, unnecessary
'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'
'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'