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"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
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"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
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Staff are all busy having a cup of coffee and a bit of a sit down...please hold on, your call IS important to us!
"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."
'Your call is important to whoever we are after our last merger.'
'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'
'Try recording it again but this time, don't laugh when you say, 'Your call is important to us'.'
"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
"How may I misdirect your call?"
"I don't mind being put on hold but change the music..."
'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'
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'That must be lively on-hold music.'
"Raising the level of interest, soes raise my level of interest."
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Willie Nelson, hold music.
"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."
'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'
'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'
On telemarketing answermachine: 'Please hold. You're call is very important to us...unless you're trying to sell something to us!'
"Would this work on a husband and a TV remote?"
'Sorry, but we're transfering you from 'hold' to 'holdover'.'
"You can travel in the cabin, sir, but your trousers will have to go in the hold."
'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'