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"It's from my Swiss account."
Tags:literal, literally, cheese, cheeses, holey cheese, hole, holes, swiss, swiss cheese, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, swiss cheeses, traditional, pun, puns, visual gag, visual joke, word play, play on words, word-play, pay, payment, bank, banks, banking, foreign investment, overseas, cheque, check, cheques, checks, check book, cheque book, paid
'Time out! Fish on!'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, time out, time outs, timeout, timeouts, fish, fishes, ice rink, ice rinks, ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fisher, fishers, break, breaks, hole, holes, health and safety, surprise, surprises, surprised, surprising, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Someone should fix that,'
Tags:health and safety, safety, safety issue, safety issues, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, hole, holes, basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, dribble, dribbles, dribbling, dribbler, dribblers, dribbled, fall, falls, falling, fell, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
The Dangers of Golf.
'This hole is real deceptive. It's wide and straight and not much of a challenge -- until you get up near that pack of pit bulls.'
Tags:golf, golfers, golfer, golfing, pit bull, pit bulls, pitbull, pitbulls, hole, holes, deceptive, deception, deceptions, fool, fools, fooling, fooled, challenge, challenges, challenging, shot, shots, swing, swings, putting green, putting greens, driver, drivers, drive, drives, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I drill holes mainly to store aspirins."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, woodpecker, woodpeckers, drilling, hole, holes, pecking, aspirin, aspirins, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, medical, health, storing, storage, headache, headaches, migraine, migraines
'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfs, golfer, golfers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, ruminant, ruminants, cud, chew, chewing, chews, off putting, putting off, putt, putting, putts, putted, putter, putters, hole, holes, golf ball, chewing his cud, sick, digestion, digesting, food, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, golf green, golf greens, hole, holes, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, putter, putters, flag, flags, put, putting, tap, frustrated, frustration, anger, angry, anger management, competition, competitive, too competitive, sportsmanship, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, pistol, pistols, fire, shoot, shooting, making par, gentleman's sport, gentleman's game, man, men
'I know its access is limited, but its got potential.'
"You sound like you're on speakerphone."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the dessert, hole, holes, ditch, ditches, sound, sounds, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, speakerphone, speakerphones
Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile
Tags:cat, cats, mouse, mice, mousehold, hole, holes, pet, pets, vermin, vermins, rodent, rodents, rocket, rockets, torpedo, torpedoes, missile, missiles, missile launch, bomb, bombs, war, weapons, weapon, weaponry, weapons of mass destruction, womd, violence, machinery of war, war machine, war machines, desperate measures, defend, defending, defense, defence, defensive
'You should have called me sooner.'
"This is the hole that separates the women from the girls."
Tags:word play, word-play, play on words, lingo, slang, jargon, jargons, golf, golfing, masculine, masculinity, golf course, hole, holes, tee, tees, bunker, bunkers, water, water hazard, reverse, reversed, reversal, reversals, inverted, invert, subvert, subverted, subverting, subverts, leisure, women, woman, girl, girlgang, girl gang
A Golfer's Funeral
'How are you not seeing this? Of course doughnuts are a hole food!'
'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'
'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'
Santa Playing Golf.
'These aren't black spots...they're holes!'
Man skis through Tree.
Tags:conversation, conversations, conversation pit, conversation pits, awkward conversation, awkward conversations, talk, talking, small talk, awkward chitchat, making small talk, chatter, pitfall, pitfalls, endless, endlessness, no end in sight, awkward, awkwardness, pit, pits, hole, holes, digging a hole, dug a hole
Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
Tags:animal, animals, squirrel, squirrels, pirate, pirates, dig, digging, hole, holes, search, searching, buried, bury, treasure, buried treasure, x marks the spot, x-marks-the-spot, map, maps, treasure map, treasure maps, hunting, hunt, searching, search, looking, look, captain, captains, eye patch, eye patches, peg leg, peg legs, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, park, parks, hook, hooks, strange, unusual
"I'm just trying to earn enough to fix the hole in my cup."