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"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."
"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."
"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."
"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."
"All right, Miss Barcher, you can start sending them in one at a time."
'How will we ever decide which holiday parties to attend? I know, we'll just them them in an imaginary hat and pick out an imaginary few from our imaginary friends to imaginarily attend.'
"I spend January through November every year rebuilding my reputation after the annual holiday party."
"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."
'No photographs, Ms. Hopkins. What happens at the company holiday party stays at the company holiday party.'
"Instead of a holiday party, the boss gave us a coupon for a burger at the drive-thru."
'If you think the elevator ride was rough, wait till the office Christmas party.'