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"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
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Thanksgiving Boxing Ring
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'Christmas is coming; I want to review my policy.'
"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"
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"I do all of my holiday shopping on line."
"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"
'Christmas is a time for thinking about family...and I've been thinking that all my family are complete bastards.'
'Tom insists on getting all the relatives together at Christmas.'
Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.
"Too bad we only have stuffing once a year."
'We're having Christmas in march, he was much cheaper then.'
'If it brings mom some little seed of joy to feed me, pick up after me and treat me like a helpless baby, then let her!!'
'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'
'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'
Happy Holidays! Generic trees for sale!
'Holiday insanity helpline.'
"We had this last year."
Boxing Day Blowout!
"It normally takes ten to twelve business days, but keep in mind we're about to go on a week-long bender."
"I'm not going to count my blessings on Thanksgiving. I don't do math on holidays."
"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."
Sign in Cafe says 'We put on a Thanksgiving feast' and sign in window of next door gym says 'We take it off.'
"We gotta dial back these New Year's Eve office parties."
Attack of the Happy New Years Zombies
Funk Facts: New Year.