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A man goes through the pockets of a sleeping woman
"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"
"But Humpty, I need to go back to college! We've had a great summer together. Now you go and have a great fall."
"I first met Mummy on the "Sea Princess", then again on the "Wind Queen": it's amazing how many rats you meet on sailing ships..."
"But Humpty, I need to go back to college! We've had a great summer together. Now, you go and have a great fall."
"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"
"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."
"My wife says that sex is better on vacation."
'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'
Taking Cupid on a holiday.
This will never work. Our tattoos don't match.
'It's been a wonderful cruise, Karen and a wonderful romance, but now I have a confession to make - I'm married.' 'Man overboard!'
'All I know is that she met him off Nantucket.'
'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'
Club Med/Club Meddler.
Love on a surfboard
"When you said you were bringing back a souvenir from your trip. . . I thought you meant a MUG!"
Romance at the Beach