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Holiday Gift Return
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'It's obvious - we need more black Fridays!'
"I hate Christmas shopping."
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"Sales of banana flavoured reindeer soap are dreadful...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what Christmas is all about!"
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"You're tough to shop for."
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"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."
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"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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"No, I wasn't beaten because of my political affiliation. I was trampled on Black Friday."
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"Actually, that helicopter is my ride. When I said I was never going to be stuck in holiday traffic again, I meant it."
"This is the first shopping day of the rest of your life."
The First Black Friday
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Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.
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'Looks like we'll have to hold our traditional family dinner another time. . .'
"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."
"This is it! The perfect turkey!"
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Gracie is counting the days until Christmas while Papi counts the days until the credit card bill comes.
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'They say if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts, it won't hurt as much. . .'
'I love this after holiday shopping.'
No Christmas catalogs yet?