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Holiday Gift Return
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'It's obvious - we need more black Fridays!'
"I finished all my holiday shopping." "I put cyanide in your coffee."
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"I hate Christmas shopping."
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"Sales of banana flavoured reindeer soap are dreadful...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what Christmas is all about!"
Tags:christmas, xmas, x-mas, christmas season, holiday shop, holiday shopping, christmas shopping, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, useless product, useless products, spirit of christmas, sales, sales figure, sales figures, declining sales, reindeer, soap, soaps, decorative soap, decorative soaps
"You're tough to shop for."
Tags:shop, shops, shopping, present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, octopus, octopuses, octopi, cephalopod, cephalopods, picky, pickiness, choosy, christmas, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, clothing, body shape, body shapes, unusual, shop, shops, shopping, holiday shopping, holidays
"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."
Tags:robot, robots, cyborg, cyborgs, cyber, cyber monday, black friday, holiday, holidays, holiday shopping, shopping, sale, sales, deal, deals, christmas, christmastime, christmas time, holiday season, holiday seasons, automated ordering, internet shopping, web shopping, shopping on the web, job replacement, job replacements, replacement, replacements, replace, replaces
"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
Tags:christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, shop, shops, shopping, holiday season, holiday seasons, xmas, x-mas, simplify, simplifies, homemade gift, homemade gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, holiday stress, stress, stressing, stressful, anxiety, anxieties, holiday shopping
"No, I wasn't beaten because of my political affiliation. I was trampled on Black Friday."
Tags:black friday, holiday shopping, holiday shop, holiday shops, christmas shopping, christmas shop, christmas shops, holiday shopping, sale, sales, big sale, big sales, christmas sale, christmas sales, trample, tramples, trampling, trampled, affiliation, affiliations, political affiliation, political affiliations, injury, injuries
"Actually, that helicopter is my ride. When I said I was never going to be stuck in holiday traffic again, I meant it."
"This is the first shopping day of the rest of your life."
The First Black Friday
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgivings, black friday, black fridays, black friday sale, thanksgiving sale, thanksgiving sales, holiday shopping, christmas shopping, christmas shopper, christmas shoppers, xmas shopper, xmas shoppers, xmas shopping, festive period, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumer society, consumer holiday, consumer holidays
Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.
Tags:christian, christians, christmas, christmas season, christmas seasons, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, true meaning, true meanings, true spirit, christ, jesus christ, bethlehem, manger, star, stars, mall, malls, commercialism, commercialist, true path, holiday, holidays, holiday shopping, christmas shopping, obscure, obscures, obscuring
'Looks like we'll have to hold our traditional family dinner another time. . .'
"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."
"This is it! The perfect turkey!"
Tags:baldo, turkey, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, roast turkey, roast turkeys, roast, roasts, roasting, pick out a turkey, picking out a turkey, turkey day, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, shop, shopping, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, holiday shopping, carniceria, meat market, meat markets, butcher, butchers, local butcher
Gracie is counting the days until Christmas while Papi counts the days until the credit card bill comes.
Tags:baldo, christmas, christmas shopping, christmas present, christmas presents, holiday shopping, bill, bills, bill due, bills due, credit card bill, credit card bills, bill payment, payment, payments, payment processing, bill processing, anxiety, anxieties, christmas season, holiday season, expense, expenses, expensive
'They say if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts, it won't hurt as much. . .'
'I love this after holiday shopping.'
No Christmas catalogs yet?
"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"
Tags:christmas, shopping, christmas shopping, on-line shopping, shopping on-line, buying on-line, christmas gifts, sore feet, sore backside, sore body, holiday shopping, christmas present shopping, buying xmas gifts, xmas gifting, computer, computers, ecommerce, e-commerce, sore, glute, glutes, covid, covid-19, modern life, modern times, black friday, brick and mortar
"I'm looking for a car that drives itself."