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"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."
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"Research shows that the festive season can trigger depression in some people."
The War Is Over!
Twas the night before Christmas and there won't be flight. Santa can't make his rounds, at least not by tonight. But Santa still smiled, it's not a time to be sad, because the best gift of all is one we already had...
'Joy didn't ask 'what' you did for Christmas. . . She wants to know how bad it was, Cheryl.'
'Yes, dear. Cell phones and credit cards can work wonders. If you can make a shrinking-machine, a gas oven that works under water, and an apple pie like my mother used to bake, I'll be very impressed.'
IRS - Our Holiday Message: "It's better to give than to deceive."
"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."
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"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"
"I've always hated Christmas."
Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."
"The idea is to blend in with our surroundings, Bob - lose the Christmas sweater!"
'It may be time to admit that the christmas holidays are over, Mrs. Holt...'
"Happy holidays from the bureaucracy! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!"
"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"
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"Somehow, it doesn't feel like Christmas."
'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'
'Is that any way to take down the tree?'
"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"
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'Instead of wasting time watching TV why don't you put up some Christmas decorations?'
"Ho, ho, ho!"
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Wife used husbands smelly sock to complete Christmas stocking display on mantle.
'This is nothing, you should see me at Easter!'
Christmas - Let's get it over with.