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"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
'Don't feel down - they say infinity is the new thirty!'
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'
'How come he gets a blues harp?!'
"Is nothing sacred?"
'Oh no, I'm sure they'll believe me...but maybe you could sign them just in case?'
Secular Holy Days
Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace
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God's map of the universe
Moses parts the Red Sea.
"That's the preacher's dog."
Vice President of the moral high-ground
Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.
"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."
"No. Those are holy notes. This is Christian rock."
"You don't understand, doc...Every time something goes wrong it's naturally MY fault."
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Uh...Kate? Why id Danae out there still wearing her Halloween costume?'
'Then again it could just be a break in the clouds !'
Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.
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'Litigate not, least ye be litigated against!'
HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely
'All I'm saying is, you know I made that sandwich for myself... I just think some things are sacred, Earl.'
"Oh, here comes Melvin the Martyr. Just because he got here by a firing squad, he thinks he's 'holier than thou'."
'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'