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Baptismal hot tub.
'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'
The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano
Holy Water and Ice Blocks
"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."
"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."
Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.
Gets The Evil Out
A witch reads Dracula's Horrorscope from the paper 'Beware of strangers with stakes and holy water. Too much sun or garlic could kill you. A virgo will rock your world. Your lucky number is 8.'
'Health and safety just gets worse.'
'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'
'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'
Recycled Holy Water.
Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.
Holy water cooler moments
'Golly, is it that time already?'
Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.
'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'
Dracula could stand garlic and Holy Water, but the priest's socks really terrorized him.
"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"
Holy Water Bed Sale!
"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."