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'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
'Have you tried our home-made wine?'
Factory foods calling their food 'home baked'.
He is a great believer in specially prepared baits.
"Hey, Mama!! Step it up!!!"
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
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'We brought chocolate cake for tonight.'
"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."
'All of our wines are made me on the premises.'
"Oh no! The kids have been making condoms again."
'The bean bag chair broke.'
"Sure it tastes like homemade... your wife works here."
Surprised by his supervisor while he was viewing inappropriate Web sites, Dan quickly hit his homemade 'boss button',
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'I'm making a home-made soup for you, mum.'
'Once we escape poverty we won't have to eat any more of this single-batch artisanal wild-produce crap.'
'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'
'This is the last time we come to this homestyle restaurant.'
'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'
'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'
'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'
'I don't eat red meat, remember?'
'I couldn't afford studded snow tires so I tried driving nails into the tires I have.'