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"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."
"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'
'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'
'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'
Workaholic and alcoholic
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Just add water.
Serving wine - "I make it myself."
Home Wine Making Kit.
'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'
"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."
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'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'
'No elixir of life yet by my super strength lager's a belter!'
My dad makes his own beer.
Mmm, where does the house wine come from? It's local. (Home brew kit in the back).
Micro-Brewed Brain Beer
"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."
"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."
"Ray says he serves his homemade wine this way for the presentation, but believe me, it's because it improves the taste."
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A man sells wine for $1 a bottle next to life insurance selling for $10 a bottle.
'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'
'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'
"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."
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'How's my brother-in-law's home brew? It's great; it removes all the dirt and leaves a lasting shine,'