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Workaholic and alcoholic
Home Wine Making Kit.
'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'
Mmm, where does the house wine come from? It's local. (Home brew kit in the back).
"Ray says he serves his homemade wine this way for the presentation, but believe me, it's because it improves the taste."
'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'
'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'
'You're going to start home brewing, aren't you?'
'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'
'Very impressive, Jack. I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize awarded for home brewing.'
'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'
'Brewing my first beer wasn't difficult. Finding foods to go with a 47% ABV lager is.'
'I brew it myself.'
'You home brew beer just like the president?! Do you use his recipe?'
'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'
Old Irascible? Someone call?
"We've got to get rid of them somehow. Offer them one of your home-made beers"
"Would you like a glass of wine, I believe George has just made some...."