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"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."
'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'
'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'
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"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."
"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."
"Ray says he serves his homemade wine this way for the presentation, but believe me, it's because it improves the taste."
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'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'
'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'
'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'
'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'
"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."
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'How's my brother-in-law's home brew? It's great; it removes all the dirt and leaves a lasting shine,'
'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'
'No, I am not buying you Homebrewing Barbie! Your father will end up playing with it more than you!'
'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'
'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'
'Very impressive, Jack. I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize awarded for home brewing.'
'No cocktails for me, thanks.'
'All I talk about is beer and brewing? That's not trub. In fact, it's the wort thing you've ever said to me.'
'Brewing my first beer wasn't difficult. Finding foods to go with a 47% ABV lager is.'
'I brew it myself.'
'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'