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Knight Riding Towards PC With Lance.
'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'
'Oh, great! ? When I bought the computer, the salesman downloaded himself into it!'
'According to our home computer, we should buy some furniture.'
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
'Double-click, Control, Shift - it's totally intuitive.'
'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'
'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'
Cat Eats PC Mouse
Surfing the Web
'It was like a mother to me.'
Computer thinks as man pecks keyboard: Wow! And he says I'm slow!
'A hacker broke into our home computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized all of my recipes.'
'He says he's invented a computer, whatever that is.'
Big Louie didn't have a lot of patience with computers.
Now that's what I call user friendly!
'Hey, stuff from my computer will stick to the ceiling.'
'I've got a home computer in my den and a desktop computer in my office. Here, I feel lost.'
'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'
'What it comes down to is this thing is capable of telling us a lot more than we really want to know.'
'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'
PC problem solved.
Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'