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'Well, they were the low bidders.'
Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.
'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'
'This takes the guesswork out of choosing the site for our new headquarters.'
'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'
'This early American house has been refurbished with aluminum siding.'
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'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'
"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."
"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
'I love doing surprise inspections.'
'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'
'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'
'Yes, we do have special handling for dissatisfied customers.'
'I know you want to keep our traditional ways alive, but the old building techniques won't work now that we've retired to the sun belt.'
'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'
'What do you mean I'm not putting in any sweat equity? I sweat every time you give me a bill.'
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'And this is the downstairs half-bath.'