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God Bless Our Home Equity Line of Credit.
"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."
"Congratulations, you got the mortgage—now how about piggy-backing a home equity loan on top of it?"
'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'
"Yes, we can assist with upside-down mortgages!"
Elderly couple sits in living room with wall sign that states: God Bless our Reverse Mortgage.
"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."
'No, I don't need a home-equity loan, but I am curious how you were able to reach me on my stethoscope.'
"They foreclosed on our home equity loan."
God bless our home equity line of credit.
'Harold named her after those good folks down at the Home Equity Lending Plan.'