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'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'
It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'
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'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'
"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."
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'Does this policy cover heartburn?'
"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"
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'It's all here in teh fine print. You're not covered against huffing and puffing.'
"And, for what we don't cover, there's insurance insurance."
"Did the three pigs have enough insurance to rebuild their home?"
' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'
"Here's my card. I'm an insurance agent too."
'Is my homeowners policy covered for global warming?'
"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."
"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"
"Are you sure this isn't covered by our home insurance policy?"
"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."
"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."
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'First of all, it's a 'limb' and I need it for insurance company to show the magnitude of ice storm damage.'
'Honesty is the best policy. It's also our most expensive.'
'Furthermore, this is the only Home Insurance policy that covers you for loss due to global warming.'
'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'
'I lie a lot. Do you have any 'Pants On Fire' insurance?'