Home Invasions Cartoons and Comics

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

"Artie, they took my bowl."

"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."

'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'

"We were just headed to work. Can I call you back?"

"Nope. No, the top one. No, the other way."

"The are nice etchings, aren't they?"

"Your equity or your life."

"We're from the Department of Homeland Security. You left your damn door unlocked."

'Hello? Police? Yes, there's someone sleeping in my bed. Please hurry.'

"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

'Oh no! We've been Bruegeled!'

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

"Before we commit to any course of action I think we should remember that we'd be protecting the very people who made the decision to remove our testicles."

Robber peers into a giant padlock.

"The noise has stopped. Did you sort it out?"

'Good evening. I'm Scotty, the loss prevention specialist.'

'Is this the woman who broke into your room and stole your teeth?'

'Quick, Mabel, another selection from selection from 'Hello Dolly'. Let's hope it's true that there's safety in numbers.'

"Don't worry. You're insured, aren't you?"

'Yes is this the exterminators? I think I have an ant problem. They've invaded my house.'

'Look out!! My wife is going to hit your with my new 2-iron!'

"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"

"Good evening sir, have you ever thought of installing a home security system?"

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'