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"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problome, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishment, punishments, religious imagery
"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."
Tags:rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, pretentious, snob, snobs, obnoxious, architecture, design, architect, architects, home, homes, house, houses, money, show off, showing off, brag, bragging, property, home owner, home owners, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents
"Someday, son, all this will be mine."
'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
Tags:moving, moving house, house mover, moving home, relocate, relocating, unpack, unpacking, packing, packed, pack, packs, cardboard, cardboard box, cardboard boxes, box, boxes, store, stored, storage, new home, new house, home owner, new home owner, home ownership, home-ownership, decoration, decorating, lost, losing, lost among the, lost husband, lost in the move, removal, removals, moving van
"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."
Tags:real estate, house prices, property prices, housing market, priced out, bad news, expensive, too expensive, extortionate, house price, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, for sale, house for sale, house sales, interest rates, property for sale, home ownership, home owner, home owners, home buyer, home buyers
New Colors 2015
Tags:colour, color, colors, colours, pallette, palet, paletes, palettes, palette, art, artistic, descriptive, description, descriptions, honest, honesty, honest opinion, frank, frankness, colour match, color match, paint, painting, paints, painter, interior, interior decor, interior decorating, decor, interior design, home, home owner, home owners, homes, house, houses
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, yard sale, yard sales, split up, splits up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, bad marriage, bad marriages, breakup, breakups, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners, alimony, settlement, settlements, settle, settles, settling
Tags:nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, kid, kids, modern, modern life, murphy's law, murphys law, sods law, sod's law, when it rains it pours, bad luck, misery, miserable, repossessed, foreclosure, foreclosed, repossess, debt, debts, adulthood, adult life, adult-life, pumpkin, house, houses, home, home owner, home owners, home ownership, real estate, recession, parody, parodied, parodies, spin off, spin-off, realism, realist
'And this is the sunken living room.'
"I understand the house is a mess inside."
Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse
Tags:suburb, suburbia, suburban, suburbs, country, countryside, rural, rural, city, cities, urban, urbanity, city life, country life, country mouse, town mouse, town, towns, city mouse, mouse, mice, folktale, folktales, fairy, house, housing, houses, talking animal, talking animals, consumerism, consumerist, middle ground, middle-ground, mediation, mediator, differences, regional, regional differences, metaphor, metaphorical, metaphors, that guy, don't be that guy, real estate, realtor, realtors, property ladder, home, home owner, home owners
"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, married, married life, marriage, interior, interiors, decor, decoration, decorating, interior decor, furniture, word play, play on words, word-play, hunter gatherer, home, homes, house, houses, home owner, home ownership, interior design
'The owners like big Christmas trees.'
'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'
"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."
"Throw in one of those brochures about refinancing my home."
Tags:brochure, brochures, refinance, refinances, refinancing, mortgage, mortgages, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners, bank, banks, bank robbery, bank robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, heist, heists, practical, practicality, bank teller, bank tellers, save money, saves money, saving money, practical, practicality, teller, tellers, stickup, stickups, stick-up, stick-ups
'It's all here in teh fine print. You're not covered against huffing and puffing.'
'We can lend you the money for a new house, but how will you repay it?'
'By appointment only!'
'It comes in handy at high tide'
'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'
'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'