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"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."
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"Someday, son, all this will be mine."
'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."
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"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."
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New Colors 2015
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"I could show you folks how to tap into your hovel's equity."
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Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, yard sale, yard sales, split up, splits up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, bad marriage, bad marriages, breakup, breakups, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners, alimony, settlement, settlements, settle, settles, settling
Tags:nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, kid, kids, modern, modern life, murphy's law, murphys law, sods law, sod's law, when it rains it pours, bad luck, misery, miserable, repossessed, foreclosure, foreclosed, repossess, debt, debts, adulthood, adult life, adult-life, pumpkin, house, houses, home, home owner, home owners, home ownership, real estate, recession, parody, parodied, parodies, spin off, spin-off, realism, realist
"I understand the house is a mess inside."
Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse
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'They accepted your offer!!'
'Can we call a realtor now?!'
'Tell him we'll pay his asking price if the goose stays.'
"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."
"Throw in one of those brochures about refinancing my home."
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'Gentlemen, please!! That was just our first offer!!'
'We can lend you the money for a new house, but how will you repay it?'
"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"
'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'
The Horn Of Extra Square Footage
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'Maybe it needs a little curb appeal.'
'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'