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"Oh, honey, I'm so sorry – I didn't know your mom and dad were doing a project together. Is it in the kitchen? Do you want to talk about it?
Your home remodel team: architect, contractor, couples therapist
"Goody, it's snowing. Now I can have that extra bedroom."
"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"
"That's another wall I'd like to see come down."
'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'
'Love your renovations.'
"I'm having an en-suite put in."
An eskimo shows off his new igloo - 'This place has all the latest features including an 'ig-loo'...'
'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'
'I'd like to borrow a hammer, lots of nails, a saw, a level, paint brush and roller, and, oh, yes, I'll need a lawn mower, some....'
'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'
"That? Oh, that's the contractor insult tax. We add that to the invoice when a customer treats us as if we're somehow constantly contriving to rip them off."
"Measuring dulls my creativity."