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"Now, I would like to introduce Buster, who woke up one morning and decided he wasn't going to let a 'Beware of Dog' sign define him."
"Don't take it personally."
"Beware of owner."
Beware of the Dog.
"Be fair - you have to admit that George takes his appointment seriously..."
'Yeah, I know what time it is...You don't really get this whole watchdog thing, do you?'
'If you were younger I'd tell you that the tooth fairy might leave quarters for the teeth broken off your key.'
'Sir, I represent the Ideal Lock Company...'
Dial a Prayer
"I set the timer for the lights, arranged for the neighbors to get the mail, and set a recording of your latest argument on a constant loop."
"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."
Let's Face It: One room isn't enough. . . Your family deserves the new Panic Decompression Suite!