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'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'
'You spend 90 hours a week on that computer so as your best friend, it's my responsibility to tell you to GET A LIFE!'
'Watching a lot of reality shows doesn't make you a realist!'
"Let me quote a few home truths to you."
"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."
'Richard: I want a divorce. And I never liked your stupid dog.'
"Well son, it all began when your Mother and I decided to visit the local 'SeaLife Centre'..."