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'I need Flag Day off.'
Promised Land Signpost
Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka
'Mind if I tag along? My natural habitat no longer exists.'
"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."
Snake in desert: 'home, sweet home' Frog: 'kinda dry, isn't it?'
"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.
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'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'
Terrier Threat Level
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'Attention everybody. Your father has his game plan for homeland security.'
"So that's Ireland."
Travel: 'We wanna send Dad back to the old country - just for a visit, of course!'
'Call Homeland Security and find out if Bin Laden is behind it.'
'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'
'For Christmas, I'm taking Bongo back to visit his homeland.'
'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'
'Obama would never fire Napolitano -- She'd be too hard to replace. Where'd he find another woman with no security or military experience? Well, Hillary, butshe'd too BUSY.'
'I'll need your name, address and social-security number to sell you that book, sir.' - Man purchasing book 'Coping with homeland security'.
"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."
Homeland security authorities...proper...improper.
I don't trust that guy.
Office of Homeland Security, You are Here, Looking Mighty Suspicious.