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"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
Tags:vital link, vital links, homeland security, home security, security guard, security guards, security dog, security dogs, dog, dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, ego, egos, egotistical, egotist, egotists, big headed, big head, big heads, inflated opinion of yourself, department of homeland security
Office of Homeland Security: Beware of Dog
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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism
If you see something, say something.
Tags:if you see something say something, see something, say something, see it say it sorted, see it, say it, sorted, homeland security, government, governments, science, scientist, scientists, discovery, discoveries, terrorism, terrorists, telescope, telescopes, security, politics, political, politician, politicians
Santa Security Check
'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
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'We made it! We're on the most wanted list!'
'You're in charge of Homeland Security...do something.'
'Those dumb Canadians won't bother us anymore sir.'
People enter an amusement park airplane ride through a metal detector.
Tags:metal detector, metal detectors, airport, airports, security, security line, security lines, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, security theater, security theatre, homeland security, paranoid, paranoia, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings, gun, guns, fear, fears, fearful, culture of fear, cultures of fear, tsa agent, tsa agents, overdo it, overdoes it, overdoing it
"We're from the Department of Homeland Security. You left your damn door unlocked."
'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'
"On the other hand, it's a relief to get away from our surveillance society."
"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."
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"The way voters feel, maybe we should build a wall around Washington."
Tags:washington, homeland security, war refugee, war refugees, syrian refugee, syria refugee, iraqi refugee, iraqi refugees, migrant crisis, refugee crisis, immigration crisis, border control, border controls, terrorism, terrorists, terror attack, terror attacks, terrorist attack, terrorist attacks, us politics, american politics, xenophobia, racism, islamophobia
"Airport security is really getting tough."
"Today tech stocks rose sharply - led by background check software, spyware, encryption apps, military drones..."
'Let's tread on him.'
I.R.S.: 'Notice: The rumor that we have merged with homeland security is untrue!'