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A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J
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"My Chilean monkey flower is just sitting there doing nothing."
Tags:plants, plant, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, horticulture, horticulturalist, horticulturalists, monkey flower, monkey flowers, chilean monkey flower, chilean monkey flowers, hanging plant, hanging plants, complaint, complaints, home life, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, wife, wives, everyday life, gardening, gardener, garden, gardens
A genie helps a man fold laundry.
Watch out for number one.
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'You don't have to run away, dear. I will.'
"All I know is I bought one of Martha Stewart's candles once and it was lovely."
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"I ate all the wrong things today."
"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."
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A man and woman look at a statue of an older looking woman with a mixing bowl and apron titled "The Baleboosteh".
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The Imperfect Hostess
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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
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"I can tell it's new because it's alive."
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'Mom...You're not setting the feminist movement back 50 years just to make me happy, are you?'
"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."
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"Go tell the kids dinner's almost ready."
Martha Stewart Makes Primordial Soup
"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
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'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'
The Swiss Arm-y Wife
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"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."
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"No, hon, your cooking is great. Hold on - yes, I'd like to order a large pepperoni..."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza delivery service, pepperoni, bad cook, bad cooks, bad cooking, white lie, white lies, fib, fibs, fibbing, small fib, small fibs, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, insult, insults, insulting, cook, cooks, homemaker, homemakers, home maker, home makers, gratitude, ungrateful, ingrate, ingrates
"Oh Mommy, don't you wish it were real."
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"Have you ever considered changing careers Mom?"
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"Are you completely naked now?"
"I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."
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