Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Because when it actually works they just call it medicine."
"May I ask you, Miss Howre, what made you select a homeopathic attorney?"
'One of the great things about homeopathy is that because the remedies don't actually do anything there's no need to worry about nasty side effects.'
Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil
'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'
-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"
"Our main medical therapy is homeopathy for us and our pets."
Homeopathy rip off
'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'
'And so, Ladies and Germs, I conclude that we must promote homeopathy! This may be our best chance to wipe out the human race since the glory days of the Black Plague.'
'This is probably the first person to have died from a homeopathy overdose... '
"Admit it, you've been secretly taking herbal remedies again!"
'I was hoping you could fix it with homeopathy.'
'Following our homeopathic principles, the less evidence there is that it works. The stronger the proof.'
'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'
'Alternative medicine enhancer'.
"Hi honey - I'm homeopathic."