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"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."
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'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'
'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'
'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'
"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."
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"I thought it was pretty good, for a book."
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"The cat ate my homework."
'I can't play. I have to finish eReading this eBook for my eBook Report.'
"Where's my homework? Haven't you heard? Print is dead."
"Look, forget about all the formulas. Basically you want to increase your income, and decrease your paper trail."
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Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'
'My dog ate my opinion.'
'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'
'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'
'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'
'Who wrote this Perkins? You or Google!'
'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'
'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.'
"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."
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"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"
'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'
"I'm doing a report on ancient civilizations."
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"You need to start eating homework with better grades."
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"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"
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'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'