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'I lost my homework on the cloud.'
"The cat ate my homework."
"Where's my homework? Haven't you heard? Print is dead."
'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'
'The problem with these eBooks is you can't use the old, 'I went to the library, but the book was out' excuse.'
'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'
Homework: Bring Your Kitty To School. 'My dog ate my homework.'
'Well, what do you know? The dog ate your diplomoa too.'
'Had you subscribed to my podcast, you would have learned my dog ate my homework.'
'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'
My report may be a little hard to read. The toner cartridge was on empty when I printed the report.
Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.
'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'
'These homework patches reduce your cravings. This one is 'Chemistry,' but you can get them in any subject.'
"Well I just don't know. The geography homework does sound tasty but then again so does the history and the french."
The dog that does the homework...
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'Do you remember when I said the dog ate my homework and you said you didn't believe me?'
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"A T-Rex ate my mom while she was helping me with my homework."
'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'
'The dog ate my gnome-work.'
"It's not a note from my parents, it's a note from my lawyer."
"Now who's a dumb dog for eating all that homework!"
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'Yes, we're all concerned, but Global Warming is not a legitimate excuse for not doing your homework.'
"How are we supposed to eat homework when it's all digital?"
"My virtual pet at my online report."