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'Andy, I think we found our guy!'
Pesach crime scene.
'Sorry guys, it's just procedure. We need a family member to identify the body, while it's still recognizable.'
"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."
"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."
'Looks like a case of hamicide to me.'
'Hmm, tastes like chicken, you say? Funny how you would be familiar with the taste of chicken. Detective Burns, I think we've found our murderer.'
'He appears to have been stabbed with a screwdriver, a pair of scissors, a corkscrew and a bottle opener... Looks like the killer used a Swiss army knife.'
Hippies explaining chalk outline to detective "He was a square man"
"Okay, so your Son ran in shouting for an axe. Then what happened?"
' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'
Chickens investigating an egg murder