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"I can't get over it. You kids are still like honeymooners."
"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"
Having Sex. . .
"After 20 years of marriage I'm going on a second honeymoon. Next week my husband in going on his."
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JUST keep getting MARRIED! (5 marriages between us)
'You want me take ANOTHER shower? I took one of those last week!'
"There's Aunt Gladys, waiting for her thank you card."
A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.
'We are about to toast the bride and groom.'
"Of course they've only been married a week."
Gay Marriage Mr and Mr
Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs
"I'm sorry darling. It's just not something I ever learned to do."
"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"
Just Married - Disturb At Your Peril!
"Hello... Is that the Guinness book of records?"
'Very romantic my darling groom, but I won't fit...'
'Bad sign. The groom was asking if we had a sports channel.'
Golfer couple just married
'Honey, how come there's only one ticket booked for the honeymoon?'
'Yes, it was romantic of you to carry me over the threshold. But, couldn't you have made sure that the drawbridge was down first?!'
'I hope he sings better than he paddles.'