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"Do we still have Paris? Just thought I'd check."
'I believe that's supposed to read 'Just Married'.'
"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"
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"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."
"Could you put me down now? I really don't like to be touched."
'When it comes to marriage, I'm a failure - but I'm very good at honeymoons!'
"I can't get over it. You kids are still like honeymooners."
"Me? I'm not in a dental plan. I thought you were in a dental plan."
'What do you mean, you can't cook either?'
"I have sold my car so I can afford this wedding."
"A double wedding was a good idea. Hope that your husband and my wife don't miss us!"
"Do you really want to visit that planet on our honeymoon? It's a dump!"
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Snowmen go on their honeymoon to Miami.
"You've changed since the wedding."
Tags:wedding, weddings, wedding date, wedding dates, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, change, changes, changing, grow apart, grows apart, growing apart, divorce, divorces, divorcing, church wedding, church weddings, honeymoons, honeymooning, accusation, accusations, spat, spats, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, arguing
'I know you want a big wedding...but can't we just get married on-line?'
"You kids can let go and go home now."
Tags:bride, brides, bridesmaid, bridesmaids, page boy, page boys, flowergirl, flowergirls, flower girl, flower girls, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, wedding, weddings, wedding day, wedding party, wedding parties, wedding ceremonies, tradition, traditions, wedding night, wedding nights, honeymoons, overzealous, duties, dutiful
"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, vacation, vacations, vacationing, vacation spot, vacation spots, honeymoons, honeymooning, timeshare, timeshares, mate, mates, bird, birds, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birder, birders, birding, nature, natural world, mating behavior, mating behaviors, mating behaviour, mating behaviours
Newly married couple on a magic carpet.
From marriage, straight to the counselor.
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Couple gets married and then gets stuck in traffic for so long that they have a baby before they get home.
'We can put the wedding on your credit card, and the honeymoon on mine...'
"No, Ethan, you can't ride 'shotgun'. Sarah, stop kicking your brother."