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"To what do I owe this honor?"
Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
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'It's a new arrangement called a 'reverse salary', Pilpot. You pay us for the privilege of working here.'
A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
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"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"
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"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."
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"I can't really talk about it. They're all for secret sexual stuff."
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'You got a CBE? Good grief, what have you been up to now?'
Termination notice...'Willoughby, you should feel honored to be part of the solution.'
'Any special awards or honors other than the three gold stars you got in second grade?'
'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'
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'In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel...'
A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".
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"I couldn't find the giant scissors."
Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.
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"I see under 'awards and honors', you had a hurricane named after you."
'They asked me to carry it, but every time I light a cigarette I scorch my eyebrows.'
I deem thee sir...oops!
'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'
"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"
Man crouches over to read plaque.
Tags:statue, statues, plaque, plaques, imitation, crouch, crouching, bending over, bending down, art imitates life, visual gag, visual gags, visual humor, visual humour, inconvenient, inconvenience, sculpture, sculptures, honor, honors, honours, small print, squint, squinting, short sighted, nearsighted, short sightedness, nearsightedness
"He was a very good boy."
'This one is for remembering how we got stuck in a no-win situation in Vietnam.'
"Then I say to myself, 'What's the use? There isn't any Nobel Prize for math.'"
Tags:mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, math teacher, math teachers, math professor, math professors, maths professor, maths professors, maths teacher, maths teachers, nobel prize, nobel prizes, nobel prize winner, nobel prize winners, recognition, international recognition, award, awards, awarded, honor, honors, honour, honours
The Chronologically-Challenged Olympics.