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"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"
Tags:scientist, scientists, physics, physicists, physicists, getting credit, shared credit, sharing credit, prize, prizes, award, awards, honoured, honours, working relationship, working relationships, stockholm, mathematician, mathematicians, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, ugly mug, ugly mugs, insult, insults, insulted, disagree, disagreement, disagreements
"To what do I owe this honor?"
"That's our Mr. Ebersole."
Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
Tags:ordinary, ordinary heroes, ordinarily, everyday, every day, every-day, everyday heroes, every day heroes, every-day heroes, heroes, hero, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, dean, deans, education, educational, educate, educated, superintendent, superintendent, food deliveryman, delivery, deliveryman, delivery man, delivery driver, balloon, parade, parades, honour, honouring, honor, honoring, honors, honours, parade day, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day parade, celebrate, celebrates, celebrations
'It's a new arrangement called a 'reverse salary', Pilpot. You pay us for the privilege of working here.'
A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
Tags:death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, important, importance, important dates, birth, born, died, dinner at the white house, white house, dinner, dinners, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, life events, life event, important even, important events, honor, honors, honored, honour, honours, honoured
"So that's where you were last night."
Tags:award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, trophy, trophies, back late, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, living together, cohabit, cohabiting, awarded, found out, figure out, figured out, husband and wife, husbands and wives, honour, honoured, honours
"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"
Tags:medal, medals, general, generals, army general, army generals, war, wars, decoration, decorations, military decoration, military decorations, honor, honors, honour, honours, declaration of war, declarations of war, symbolic, medal of honor, medal of honour, symbol, symbols, symbolic, honorary medal, honorary medals, status, status symbol, status symbols
"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."
Tags:key to the city, freedom of the city, honour, honours, honor, honors, flowerpot, flowerpots, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, dignitary, dignitaries, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, hiding place, hiding places, ceremony, ceremonies, honouring, honoring, award, awards
"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"
Tags:acclaim, applause, board, bosses, boss, businessmen, businessman, chairmen, chairman, corporate culture, white collar, worker, workers, corporate, employees, employers, employee, employer, executive, executives, honours, honor, plaudit, plaudits, professional, secretary, secretaries, office politics, mankoff
'You got a CBE? Good grief, what have you been up to now?'
Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'
"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."
Tags:award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, actor, actors, applause, applaud, applauding, standing ovation, standing ovation, standing applause, honour, honours, honouring, polite, politeness, social niceties, social nicety, social cue, social cues, respect, respecting, respectful, acting, best actor, best actor award, actress, actresses
Termination notice...'Willoughby, you should feel honored to be part of the solution.'
A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".
Tags:animal, animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, bee, bees, honeybee, honeybees, bumblebee, bumblebees, worker bee, worker bees, hive, hives, beehive, beehives, employee recognition, employee of the week, worker recognition, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, recognition, employee appreciation, honor, honors, honour, honours, appreciation
A Man for All Seasons (Except Winter and Summer)
Tags:man for all seasons, a man for all seasons, bad weather, the weather, cold weather, hot weather, winter, summer, winters, summers, cold winter, cold winters, hot summer, hot summers, endurance, weakling, weaklings, sensitive, sensitivity, statue, statues, plinth, plinths, honour, honours, memorial, memorials, award, awards, weather change, weather changes, season, seasons, season change, season changes
'Is that all I get for my £25 donation, Lord Cheapskate Bastard!'
Tags:cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, cheap, political donor, political donors, political donation, political donations, party donor, party donors, party donation, party donations, party funding, campaign funding, political funding, title, titles, house of lords, honours, honours title, honours titles, cash for honours, scandal, scandals
I deem thee sir...oops!
'They asked me to carry it, but every time I light a cigarette I scorch my eyebrows.'
"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"
Still a Disappointment to his Mother
Tags:achievement, achievements, accomplished, accomplishment, accomplishments, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, success, successful, honours, honoured, statue, statues, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs, moral deficiency, morally deficient, mother, mothers, motherhood, mother and sons
Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent
Man crouches over to read plaque.
Tags:statue, statues, plaque, plaques, imitation, crouch, crouching, bending over, bending down, art imitates life, visual gag, visual gags, visual humor, visual humour, inconvenient, inconvenience, sculpture, sculptures, honor, honors, honours, small print, squint, squinting, short sighted, nearsighted, short sightedness, nearsightedness
'This one is for remembering how we got stuck in a no-win situation in Vietnam.'